1. Your Head Hurts When You ThinkThinking is easy. You can do it anywhere. It should take mere microseconds (and probably micro-calories) to process a thought to completion. However, when you find that deciding between water and orange juice after dinner becomes a mentally and physically excruciating exercise, you know you need a break.
2. You Speak, And People Stare Slack-Jawed At YouHint: it's not your charisma, and it's not because you are delivering a ground-breaking dissertation on theoretical physics; to be honest, it's your face, and the telling signs of exhaustion written all over it. I know this guy who has the most amazing set of eyebags known to humanity. Both eyebags are pitch black and both droop to his chin (exaggerating). He looks like he could do with a few decades of enforced hibernation (again, exaggerating). I can't help but gawk when he talks, because half the time I'm wondering how he coherently forms sentences. One long holiday desperately needed there.
3. Things You Like To Eat Lose Their Savour
"Oh, not me!" you say. "Double-chocolate Marshmellow Rocky Road
never fails to satisfy." Clearly, you haven't experienced pain that takes you beyond the edges of the human threshold. Either that, or you've never been pregnant. If food starts to taste different - moreso if you are not pregnant - take a break pronto, because your brain's messing up.
4. You Drive, And All You See Are Twerp DriversBy twerp, I mean something really mean. If you're driving and you're finding that other drivers are giving you symptoms of a heart attack (
a heavy, strangulating, suffocating
experience, far more intense than anything like indigestion; pleurisy or spasms of the esophagus), it's not just the bad drivers, it's your repressed hyper-stressed psyche. In this case, however, you don't just need a holiday (in a remote island resort preferably), you need medical attention.
(That said, Singaporean lorry drivers are a bunch racer manqués who shouldn't be allowed to touch anything faster than a rolling pin.)5. You Are Insanely Angry At Nice People And Innocent Little ChildrenThis is where people cross the line between super-stressed-ness, and sociopathy. Detect it before it happens. Personally, I get very sad reading the story behind the
mass murderer who
shot 35 people in Tasmania. It could be have been avoided.
Conclusion: An Honest AnalysisIt looks, then, that I need a holiday. Somewhere - anywhere - but here. You know the feeling?
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