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I'm quite into the whole personal productivity movement. As avid as I am, I'm not anywhere near some of these guys who are absolutely obsessed. I'm sure some of these work (I'm somewhat eager to try them), but I'm not so sure when it comes to swishing saliva to make babies sleep.
1. How to make a baby stop crying
Dilemma: Sure, the baby's cute. But why won't he stop crying?
Solution: The secret to stop a crying baby lies in making the sound you produce during the mouthfeel stage of wine tasting.
Why this works: When babies are still in the womb, the noises they can hear are limited to those in the 6000-8000mHz range. The sound you make when you slosh the liquid behind your lips during wine tasting takes place at about 7000mHz, reminding the baby of a time when the world around was peaceful and the whirs and stirs inside Mommy's tummy soothed him back to a sleepy state.
Yeah. The wife and I are taking notes, and we'll find out soon enough.
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